in highschool I had a girlfriend that did everything she could to prohibit me from owning porn. She threw away everything I had acquired as a younger bro. VHS tapes taken from friends’ dads, weird smut magazines found in hobo jerk forts. Sounds pretty skeezy and nasty, but at age 12 it’s the only way underage dudes could get it, internet was def not an option at the time. So she throws away every last solitary thing that could even constitute as porn. EXCEPT I had taped over that Tim Burton Batman movie with porn. To the casual person it just looked like batman. I got away with that for a while until one day she put it in. I was kind of preoccupied when she did it, and fuck, she was furious. Looking back she was pretty insane. High school romance is a nightmareeee.

in highschool I had a girlfriend that did everything she could to prohibit me from owning porn. She threw away everything I had acquired as a younger bro. VHS tapes taken from friends’ dads, weird smut magazines found in hobo jerk forts. Sounds pretty skeezy and nasty, but at age 12 it’s the only way underage dudes could get it, internet was def not an option at the time. So she throws away every last solitary thing that could even constitute as porn. EXCEPT I had taped over that Tim Burton Batman movie with porn. To the casual person it just looked like batman. I got away with that for a while until one day she put it in. I was kind of preoccupied when she did it, and fuck, she was furious. Looking back she was pretty insane. High school romance is a nightmareeee.

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